About Brian

This is obviously where I talk about Myself.

  1. Moi University alumnus, class of 2020.
  2. My favourite drink is brain juice. I make brain juice by squeezing the bone marrow inside my skull between my hands, hard, into a 50-gallon container. The marrow regains its shape like a sponge and is usually ready to produce some more juice.
  3. The brain juice I make tastes like many things. I can give examples but I do not know how your tongue works.
  4. I drink it sometimes which obviously means my brain juice is sweet. Mmmmh!


There are a lot of things to talk about when it comes to myself. It is possible to talk about all of them in this lifetime but if I do, you will call me a narcissist but that is not my problem.