If you find watching football tedious and boring like I do, this post is for you.
This is assuming that, at the very least, you understand the rules of the game and/or have played it or enjoy playing it.
The trick is simple: every time you watch a game being played, pick a team and root for it to win.
You can pick it using any criterion, such as jersey colour, nationality, playing style or the presence of a particular player.
After you choose the team, become a sofaset commentator, analysing their playing styles, psychological condition, physicality, speed and any other metric that interests you. Watch the game as if you are playing it yourself and engage your mind.
By doing this, you give the game breath and it comes alive in your mind. You will enjoy the game, and regardless of who wins, you will experience satisfaction.
Do not do the following:
This trick also applies to other games, but it is important that you first understand the rules. You can ask questions about the rules of the game during the match, but you are more likely than not to annoy someone. If you do it deliberately to annoy someone, fuck you.