HOW TO REDUCE URINE SPLASHBACK.

This ides is written in response to Arstechnica's article on the problems men face while using the urinal, and I would like to weigh in on it. My point is sarcastic but it is mine, so here goes.

For the longest time, American males have been circumcised at a young age for whatever reasons, and that trend has also received a lot of pushback from their mothers for whatever other reasons (see? I don't care). As a result, a lot of American and to some extent, Western and Eastern (generally white, brown and yellow) men living in the United States have been going through life carrying a foreskin, which is a normal part of human anatomy.

However, this foreskin comes with its own problems for men, foremost of which is its hindrance of the distance and accuracy achievable when we urinate, which are crucial to avoid irrigating things we would rather not, like our feet - shod and unshod - and our trousers.

General solutions for such a problem include pulling the foreskin back while urinating which introduces the risks of slipping and injury and pinching the foreskin which introduces the risk of holding a pool of urine which - oh, shit! - splashes our feet and trousers and boxers when we are done.

While the article notes that the optimal solution for the problem has been found in the shape of a long (hehehe) urinal which facilitates the urinary activities of both tall and short males (boys included), I would like to note that they will probably be installed way too high for comfortable use by shorter males which, in my opinion, reduces their efficacy because now we will have to stand on tiptoe to avoid splashing urine on our hands and belts and shirts and trousers especially if uncircumcised, urinate to the side of the urinal instead of into it and, even worse, have to look for a coventional flush toilet to suffer using.

My solution? Get circumcised. This method is advantageous because there is no foreskin damming your flow and, at the same time, offers the man the ability to point and shoot, taking full advantage of the flexible pipe and narrower stream that a circumcised penis offers along with several other advantages that I will not mention because you can use your head to say the opposites of the points I listed above.

Notes

You will notice there is a paragraph or two in that article about women's urination that I have not touched on. That is because I know the solutions are:

1. Too cumbersome to execute for the average woman. (This one has many sub-points like costs, materials, splashing, variety of pussy designs, bulk of pissing materials, increased risk of splashing especially when pressed which most women are when going to the toilet, and that other thing which I nearly forgot - yes. How many of those things will you have to carry around just to get through a normal day? And the obvious need for accessories such as paper towels and soaps and perfumes and lotions or vaseline to clean up after splashing all over the place - plus a change of clothes and maybe some detergent to wash clothes - ah! Why do I even care?).
2. ...therefore not practical.

I also noticed most men splash a few drops between their legs after successfully irrigating the urinal. Lean over it!